The Art of Modern Wifery

As my husband is so into smoothies right now, we've been storing a lot (and I mean A LOT) of fruit. The beauty of smoothie is that you could just throw any fruit imaginable (sans banana) add a little ice, blend them together, and it'll always turn out refreshing and OH-SO-VERRY-YUMMY. So this morning, in an effort to use all of our "should we toss it or eat it" fruits, he made what I call "BERRY PASSIONATE SMOOTHIE"

Here is what how I imagined our über juice bar menu would say

BERRY PASSIONATE SMOOTHIE
We take a handful of fresh strawberries, blueberries, and passion fruits and passionately mix all of those nature goodness with a cup of milk and a hint of orange sorbet.

Here's how a sensible wifery would write on her recipe card
12 fresh strawberries
1 cup of blueberries
4 passion fruits
1 cup of milk
1 scoop of orange sorbet
ice

Direction: Mix everything in the blender and blend. TADA!

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